Do you know how to be a “MAN”?

Yes, you heard it right; there are detailed steps to follow to be a man.

First and foremost, rage at everything, even when you're at fault. If someone tries to talk to you and remind you of your mistakes, don’t listen. Instead, beat the shit out of them because, after all, you are never wrong.

Another crucial aspect is to laugh at someone below you without knowing anything about their situation, just to degrade their character. Remember, this is essential for asserting dominance.

Don’t forget to smoke and drink regularly; this is a top requirement. It’s a sign of true manliness.

Adopt a "speed doesn’t kill me" attitude. Don’t worry about what people don’t like. Just do your thing as you please. Driving at speeds less than 100 Km/h is a sin. Remember this. Buy a motorcycle just for show, and modify its exhaust to create an unnatural, loud sound that disturbs the entire neighborhood.

According to the constitution, we must respect the rights and freedoms of others when exercising our rights. But did you know that following these rules and acting with consideration makes you “girly”?

I should not need to say this but always treat women as inferior. Degrading them is a sign of strength and superiority. Never respect or consider them equals.